"With the two of us cruising the streets no homosexual will be safe," said the Silly-Wanky Duo at a press conference today.
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| Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern, HD 84, GOPer |
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| Oklahoma Rep. James Lankford, 5th Dist, GOPer |
(OKLAHOMA CITY) Thanks to the resources of online communication here's the publication that has the knickers of Reps Sally Kern and James Lankford in a twist. You can read the ongoing story of just why the underwear of Kern and Lankford is wrinkled at this link to the Gayly.
They are reported to be seeking professional management and will now be known as the tag-team wrestling duo of "Silly Sally & Wanky Lankford", "Silly-Wanky" for short.
Apparently having two tax-paid salaries between them, complete with benefits not available to ordinary voters, is not enough and during legislative recesses the duo will be appearing on the Jerry Springer Show refuting the vicious liberal myths being spread about them that they believe the earth is flat and that gravity is only a theory, and only their god is infinite and the number pi really does come to an end, we just haven't got there yet.
Being multi-talented and taking advantage of Mrs. Kern's earlier career (also on the public payroll) as a high school golf instructor to nubile teenage girls, the Silly-Wanky duo will initiate an amateur golf tournament in the spring of 2013, provisionally to be named "Wack Your Balls for Christ".
The proceeds of the tournament are rumored to be going towards an academy for wayward teen boys and girls fashioned after the Falls Creek Baptist Conference Center--Falls Creek for short--where Lankford was director, obtained his nickname Wanky, and had some of his finest times.
He was authorised as director to do bed checks and was able to rout out the evils of self-pleasuring by bringing the rascals into the sunshine where any thought of humiliation would be purged from the darkness of his mind as well as the minds of the randy boys and girls.
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http://www.gayly.com/lankford-kern-tagteam-hate-townhall-meeting#.UQMSPmeXRdU
ReplyDeleteEditorial: Lankford Should Resign
Since his election in 2010, fundamentalist bible camp patriarch James Lankford has proven himself to be more concerned with pushing a radical right wing political agenda than with standing up for the interests of the city he represents. Lankford’s disdain for his own constituents was on display last week when he went on a series of bizarre rants at a town hall meeting. Anyone with an internet connection and an interest in local politics has no doubt already seen Lankford blame gun violence on “welfare moms” who, in collusion with doctors presumably, get their kids diagnosed with ADHD so that they can defraud the SSI system. If anyone can show me a single case where someone has been convicted of this kind of fraud, I will buy them a bottle of cheap champaigne that they can use to toast to the savings obtained by kicking poor kids off of disability.
complete at: http://okc.net/2013/01/25/editorial-lankford-resign/
Certainly there is something very wrong with minority haters such as Kern and Wankford who center so much of their public remarks and official actions on making targets of the private lives of other people. I'm no psychologist but my reading points me to the idea of projection in which a person blames others for ideas and fantasies that he/she is unable to come to grips with. I don't care what Kern and Wankford do privately and only bother myself with them when they get ginned up with sexual frustration and start going after people who have done them no harm. Ordinarily, Walter Mitty-type daydreams are safe when contained to one's imagination but to try and act out those thoughts towards real people seems a sign of genuine mental instability.
ReplyDelete"James Lankford whole speech Jan 16 OCPAC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONOpBovU8XM 24:20 mark Debt 28:50 mark freedom & liberty 53:40 mark expanding budget 57:22 mark Sally Kern"
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